WEIRDEST THINGS PEOPLE TRIED TO SMUGGLE ON AN AIRPLANE IN 2023

TSA’s Top 10 list of Weirdest Things People Tried To Smuggle Onto An Airplane In 2023:
10. Naruto throwing knives from the popular Japanese manga series. The weapons were discovered in a carry-on at the Boston Logan International Airport.
9. Replica rockets were seized from checked luggage at the Minneapolis–Saint Paul International Airport.
8. A knife inside a hollowed-out loaf of keto bread at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.
7. A bag of meth tucked inside a jar of crab boil seasoning in the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport.
6. A 35mm projectile (like a bazooka missile) discovered in a passenger’s bag at Charlotte Douglas International Airport.
5. A knife inside a prosthetic foot, found at Anchorage International Airport.
4. A loaded firearm with 163 rounds of ammo, at New Orleans Airport.
3. Sacramento International Airport seized an IED (Improvised Explosive Device) CO2 cartridge.
2. A bag of weed smuggled inside a diaper at LaGuardia Airport in New York City.
1. An inert IED found hidden in a Bang energy drink can at the Tulsa International Airport.
* A bomb in a can of Bang. Clever.
* These are all kind of boring. Where are the cattle prods and tarantulas? Where are the chain saws and exotic lizards? We can do better, America!
* Last week, some guy had a bagful of bolts, he kept screaming “They’re for the plug door! They’re for the plug door!”, but they wouldn’t let him on.
* And they stop me for a half-empty bottle of iced tea.
* Now where’s the TSA’s list of “The Best Stuff We Stole Out Of Your Luggage in 2023”?