WEIRD THINGS COUPLES DO

Reddit asked, “What weird thing do you and your significant other do together?” Some of the responses:
– “When we argue about something stupid one of us goes and gets two children’s party hats from the kitchen, and we have to put them on to continue arguing.’
– “‘Homing beacon.’ We live in a crowded city, and when we lose track of each other in stores and in the streets, we have a specific noise we make until we find each other. People look at us like we’re nuts.”
– “We like smush our faces on each other’s with really wide eyes and say ‘caaaan youuuu seeeeee meeee noooowwww!’ and then the other says ‘Noooo!'”
– “Once in a while, when going to hold the other person’s hand, one of us will quickly change it into an actual handshake and say, “Congratulations. You are a weiner head.”
– “Our stuffed animals have voices and personalities and very complex interpersonal relationships.”
– “We lift our t-shirts when we hug sometimes because warm belly on warm belly is the best feeling. he is a bit taller so it can be tricky to get it right.”
– “We wear matching underwear in fun patterns, like tacos/watermelon slices/raccoons/pizza/orcas etc. Not everyday but we try to coordinate and it works out about half the time.”
– “I read to her for half an hour before bed every night.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What weird thing do you and your partner do?