WEIRD THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS

Note: Here’s a story from 2017 we thought you might like to revisit with your listeners.
From Twitter hashtag #WeirdThanksgivingTraditions, here are some of the contributions:
– Using an Ouija board at the holiday table to keep your deceased family members in the loop & part of the festivities.
– Light a Yankee Candle that smells like the stench of the Mayflower.
– Musical chairs to determine who has to sit at the Kiddie Table.
– Mom does her own commentary during the Macy’s parade.
– Popcorn, jelly beans and toast (the food Charlie Brown serves in “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving”).
– Voting your least favorite relative out of the house.
– My Dad always carves the turkey with a mini chainshaw… in the garage… not even kidding.
– I dated a guy who put champagne in his mashed potatoes.
* That’s odd … I haven’t seen those Stinky Mayflower Yankee Candles in the stores.
* Sometimes the Ouija board backfires, like when dead relatives say things like “I never liked you” and “Howard’s been getting into your GOOD booze.”
* When Dad finishes carving the turkey with a chainsaw in the garage, he fires portions into the house using a potato cannon.
* We always use the time before the turkey’s cooked to ceremoniously finish all the Halloween candy.
* PHONE TOPIC: What is your Weird Thanksgiving Tradition?