WEIRD NEW TREND: MEN CUTTING BACK EYELASHES

There’s a weird new social media trend of men trimming down — or even entirely shaving off — their eyelashes in a bid to look “more masculine.” There doesn’t seem to be any one factor for this movement other than the “masculine energy” movement that has been adopted by some young (* idiot) men. Long lashes are seen as too feminine. Should you cut back your eyelashes? Vickie Lee, an oculoplastic surgeon at London’s Imperial College, says, “Eyelashes are vital for both visual experience and eye health. As well as acting as a barrier and a trigger for the protective blink reflex, eyelashes help reduce airflow over the eyes… maintaining moisture, keeping the eyes healthy and comfortable, filtering intense sunlight, reducing glare and improving visual quality.”
* And how else are you going to make a wish if you don’t have a loose eyelash to blow away?
* More masculine? What’s next, Adam’s apple enhancements?
* Has Jason Momoa trimmed his eyelashes? John Cena? Henry Cavill? Then shut up.
* Don’t trim you your eyelashes – it’ll just make more hair come out of your ears!
* These idiots are cutting off their eyelashes. In a few years, they’re gonna be begging for every strand of hair they have.