WEATHER FORECASTERS FIRED FOR WRONG FORECAST

Two senior weather experts at Hungary’s meteorological services were fired on Monday after they issued an inaccurate weather forecast predicting extreme rain. Because of the forecast, a public fireworks show was cancelled on the country’s national holiday, St. Stephens Day. After the extreme rain storm did not materialize in the capital, hitting parts of eastern Hungary instead, the head of the National Meteorological Service, Kornelia Radics and her deputy, Gyula Horvath, were fired.
* They were fired because it DIDN’T rain on somebody’s parade?
* The current outlook for their careers is cloudy with a chance of never working again.
* Mis-calling the weather is common in Hungary. The call of the crow has to come AFTER the croak of the toad but BEFORE the rise of the sun, and that’s where a lot of Hungarian forecasters get it mixed up.
* Did you know, when it rains in Hungary, everyone puts on their Hungarian goulashes.
* (use this to intro the weather) They should have called (your weatherman) and he would have given them an accurate forecast, I bet.