WANNA BUY THE WHITE HOUSE?

The White House is worth $397.9 million, according to the real-estate listings firm Zillow. The home of every U.S. president except George Washington gained 15% in value during President Barack Obama’s eight years in office. According to Zillow, President Obama’s term coincided with a massive recovery of the U.S. housing market, and that’s reflected in the updated value of the White House. Among the amenities, the White House includes a fitness center, basketball court, and controlled access.
* And don’t forget a ground-to-air missile defense system.
* Controlled access, except for drone fly-bys, people hopping the fence, and that guy who landed a gyrocopter on the lawn.
* It would be worth more, but it was built before the popularity of “open-concept”.
* Plus – crappy wifi.
* $397.9 million, but I’m sure the Property Brothers could get it down to $392 million.
* Although if Trump puts in a casino, the cost could go way up.
* It’s too late to buy the White House. The lobbyists already purchased it.
* You can still get a pretty good deal on a Senator though.
* I’d buy it, but who would want those tours coming through every day?
* The key would be to break it up into condos.
* Maybe that’s why you can only get it with a 4-year lease.