VISIT VILNIUS, THE G-SPOT OF EUROPE

The oft-forgotten country of Lithuania has been running a marketing campaign for its capital city, Vilnius. The campaign positions Vilnius as “The G-Spot of Europe”. Their slogan: “Nobody knows where it is but when you find it – it’s amazing.” The campaign website urges visitors to “get down to business” and “build your personal pleasure map.” The website lists 48 activities such as:
– “Be brave to experiment” (ghost tours or escape rooms)
– “Do it in the dark” (nightlife)
– “Use your tongue” (promoting restaurants)
– Or, website visitors can “skip the foreplay” and “browse through the pleasures of Vilnius”
The project has just won Best Destination Campaign for a city at the International Travel and Tourism Awards. More importantly, it has also paid off in increased visitor numbers.
* It’s the only city where they give you a safe word as you get off the plane.
* When you leave, are there signs that say, “Come again!”
* Just south of Vilnius is Marijampolis, Lithuania, the clitoris of Europe.
* Which, moving further south, would make the town of Lida in Belarus Europe’s taint.
* It’s official – smutty is the new clever.
* If you should feel a burning sensation, have your doctor check you for Vilnius.