URINE SAMPLE EXPLODES IN 7-ELEVEN MICROWAVE

A 7-Eleven in Beaverton, Oregon, was evacuated Tuesday after a suspicious object exploded inside the store’s microwave. The object turned out to be a urine sample that was wrapped in a hand warmer. Police believe the person who put the urine sample in the microwave was on their way to fake a drug test, and perhaps felt that it wasn’t warm enough, so they decided to microwave it at 7-Eleven. Technically, it was a chemical in the hand warmer that did not agree with the microwave that exploded.
* Thanks for confirming my worst fears about convenience stores.
* Should have wrapped the urine sample in a Depends.
* Those next few 7-Eleven microwave burritos are going to taste kinda funny.
* When it exploded you could hear everyone in the store let out a big gulp.
* Exploding Urine Sample – great band name.