TWO-HEADED SHARKS NOW

Last Friday, a fisherman from Palghar, India, caught a six-inch baby shark that had two heads. Before he threw the shark back into the sea, the fisherman took several photos of the creature, which have since been posted on Twitter. Scientists from the Indian Council for Agricultural Research believe that the shark looks like it could be a spadenose shark or a sharpnose shark, both of which birth their babies live, so it would have developed inside the mother shark. Marine biologist Swapnil Tandel believes the deformity could have several causes: “Genetic or metabolic disorders, viruses, pollution or overfishing could be the possible reasons.”
(picture here: https://nypost.com/2020/10/15/fisherman-catches-rare-two-headed-baby-shark-off-indian-coast/)
* Jaws 2, literally.
* ♫ “Bay-bee shark / Two two twotwo twoheads / Bay-bee shark / Two two twotwo twoheads…” ♫♪
* It could be a spadenose shark or a sharpnose shark? Guys, if you can’t tell if a shark’s nose is flat or pointy, you’re in the wrong line of work.
* He threw it back into the ocean, which will give it a chance to swim over to Australia and join all the other awful things there that will kill you.
* On the bright side, when a two-headed shark attacks you, you die twice as fast.
* I’m just surprised the two heads don’t bite each other.