TWO ARMED TACO BELL ROBBERS SHOT BY THREE ARMED EMPLOYEES

Two men tried to rob a Cleveland, Ohio, Taco Bell. They were met with gunfire from three of the Taco Bell employees. The two masked robbers entered the restaurant early Wednesday and ordered three employees to lie on the floor. Three other employees pulled out handguns and opened fire, shooting one of the suspects six times, killing him. The other suspect ran off. The employees who opened fire are said to be two 19-year-old men and a 23-year-old man.
* Live mas, my eye.
* “By golly, I’d say we got us a new sheriff!”
* The caliber of food at Taco Bell has really improved.
* Burritos aren’t the only thing at Taco Bell that’ll go right through ya.
* Make a Run for the Kevlar.