TUPAC, ROBIN WILLIAMS ARRESTED IN DRUG BUST

A 21-year-old woman named Robin Williams was arrested along with a 19-year-old teen named Tupac Crum after more than 114 pounds of marijuana – worth more than $69,000 – was found in a Chevrolet pickup truck pulled over in Arizona. Tupac and Williams were busted after an officer pulled them over for an alleged traffic violation. A third suspect, Erick Harris, 22, was also arrested, but he just has a regular name. (* although Eric Harris was one of the Columbine High School teen killers. But let’s not go there.)
* Were they pulled over by Officer Marge Gunderson from “Fargo”? Deputy Barney Fife? Chief Clancy Wiggum?
* The traffic violation? They were driving the car two feet above the ground.
* Robin Williams and Tupac? That would have been one hell of a buddy picture.
* Call it “Good Will Blunting.”
* Of course, their lawyer is claiming the 114 pounds were their personal stash.
* Meanwhile, Willie Nelson’s had that much fall between the couch cushions.
* What’s next? John Belushi and Notorious B.I.G.?
* Wow, getting busted for weed is so last century.