TOILET SEAT CLUE TO CRIME

Police say a Traverse City, Michigan man who lives alone figured something wasn’t right last Saturday when he noticed that his toilet seat was down. The man told police he typically keeps the seat up. After searching the house, the homeowner found a 26-year-old man passed out in his garage. The intruder appeared to be intoxicated and had taken prescription drugs from the home.
* For once, police had something to go on.
* Looks like they got a Number 2 Most Wanted.
* As burglars go, he’s crap.
* They also charged the guy with hanging the toilet paper the wrong way.
* Folks, if you’re planning on spending the day robbing people, go to the bathroom before you leave the house.