TOILET FROGS INVADING UK TOWN

There are reports of frogs invading homes in Chesterfield, England, frightening people by emerging through sinks and toilets. A number of residents have said that they have, on answering the call of nature, found a frog scaling the side of the toilet bowl. A spokesperson for Yorkshire Water said the frogs could be breeding in underground waterpipes around Chesterfield, or it’s possible a frog has laid eggs in a sewer or in a river near one of their outflow pipes.
* From their outflow pipe to yours.
* Sounds like Yorkshire Water ain’t gonna do squat about it, so – good luck, folks!
* “Hey, mum, there’s a frog in the hopper.”
* Too bad it’s not France. Free food!
* So far this year, the world has had frogs, locusts, and a plague. All we need is lice, hail, and killing of firstborn sons and everybody gets a Biblical Bingo.