TIMES SQUARE IRON MAN ARRESTED FOR STEALING

A costumed character dressed as Iron Man was busted in Times Square on Thursday for allegedly swiping a $20 bill from a tourist he posed with. The victim had just snapped a photo with Iron Man Khalid Lahmadi. The tourist took out his wallet to offer him a $5 tip, but Lahmadi reached in and grabbed a $20. Khalid, 44, was hauled off and charged with grand larceny.
* Grand? It was freakin’ pathetic!
* He was Iron Man, now he’s IN irons, man.
* Doctor Strange would have teleported away the whole wallet.
* From Times Square to doin’ time.
* What if, in the next Avengers movie, all the Avengers were broke and actually had to resort to taking pictures with tourists in Times Square?