THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “A Serving Size Of Eggnog Is Way Smaller Than You Thought”
2. “Wall Street Has Fallen In Love With Bowling”
3. “Are Your House Slippers Destroying Your Feet? Here’s What Podiatrists Say”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Blake Shelton Dubs Kelly Clarkson New Adam Levine”