THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why Jeff Goldblum Eliminated Caffeine From His Diet”
2. “Three-Time ‘Survivor’ Competitor Shares Everything You’ve Ever Wondered About Going To The Bathroom On The Island”
3. “What Happens When You Eat Mold”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Life Is Weird Atop A California Volcano”