THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Mysterious Ice Cube In Emily Mariko’s Rice, Explained”
2. “6 Questions To Ask Yourself When Choosing A Paint Color”
3. “The Human Neck Is A Mistake Of Evolution”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “TikToker Offers Great Advice On How To Throw A Punch When You Have Acrylic Nails”