THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “How India’s Air Pollution Is Being Turned Into Floor Tiles”
2. “Dentist Reveals Why It’s Dangerous To Brush Your Teeth Right After Breakfast”
3. “Do You Really Need A Rice Cooker? (The Answer Is Yes.)”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Kristen Stewart Felt Princess Diana Gave Her A ‘Sign-Off’ To Play Her In Biopic”