THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Banana Rompers And Prawn Patterns: The Joy Of Food-Themed Clothing”
2. “I Was Hit By A NYC Subway, And My Life Has Never Been The Same”
3. “Man Discovers Ladybug Living Inside His Colon”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Dentist’s Advice On When To Brush Teeth Surprises TikTok Users”