THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why You Make Grunting Noises Every Time You Sit, Stand And Bend Over”
2. “Scientist Uses Vacuum Chamber To Perfectly Separate Filling From Oreo Cookies”
3. “25 Places To Make Out Before You Die”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Man Bowls Perfect Game With Ball Containing His Father’s Ashes”