THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “This Man Spent Last Year Flushing Hundreds Of Toilets”
2. “3 Zodiac Signs Whose Sadness Ends After The June 10th Ring Of Fire Solar Eclipse”
3. “Alyssa Milano Embraces Body Hair In Stunning Photo”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Stone Age ‘Dance Parties’ Used Animal Teeth For Making Music 8,000 Years Ago”