THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why Robots Just Can’t Grow Good Weed”
2. “Fortnite Banana’s Nude Body Becomes Focus Of Epic vs Apple Trial”
3. “‘Cheese Stink’ Is Actually Microbes ‘Talking’ To Each Other”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “How Do I Flirt In Person Again?”