THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Everything I Know About Money I Learned from My Dogs”
2. “Yes, Topanga Is Married To The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Guy”
3. “This Farmer Moonlights As A Drag Queen”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “14 Terrible Adam Sandler Movies Ranked From Bad to Worst”