THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Americans More Prepared For Movie Awards Season Than Ever Before Thanks To Lockdown”
2. “Scientists Have Finally Found A Dinosaur’s Butthole”
3. “This Guy Can Kiss You With His Bizarre Belly Button”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The 40 Most Important Dates in Motley Crue History”