THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Hula Hooper Hits Record With Her Hypnotic Hiney”
2. “Watch This Guy 3D Print A Human-Sized Lego Knight Helmet”
3. “Here’s What We Know Sex With Neanderthals Was Like”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “How Often Should Men Use Shampoo? An Investigation.”