THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “You Can Eat Your Christmas Tree. Here’s How to Do It.”
2. “Study Finds Fish Use Urine To Communicate”
3. “You Really Don’t Want To Know What Caused This Guy’s Itchy Ears”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Teen Mom” Quits Series After 10 Seasons” (wouldn’t Teen Mom be almost 30 now?)
