THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Death Row Inmate Asks For Stay Of Execution During Pandemic”
2. “Here’s A Timelapse Of What Happens To Ketchup When You Leave It Out For 21 Days”
3. “Kelly Osbourne Debuts Eyepatch After Suffering Makeup Chair Injury”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Swimming Santa Brings Life To Dead Sea”