THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Meet The $70,000 Robot That Makes You A Smoothie”
2. “Celebrities Show What They’re Wearing To Vote Early”
3. “Can You Swim In Syrup As Fast As In Water?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Surprise! There’s A Secret Organ In Your Head”