THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Pigs Interact With People Just Like Dogs, But They Don’t Need Us To Solve Their Problems”
2. “Here’s Olympian Katie Ledecky Swimming With A Full Glass Of Chocolate Milk On Her Head”
3. “This Man Slept With Nearly 10,000 People. Here’s What Having All That Sex Taught Him.”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Don’t You Wish You Could Fly Free Like This Beautiful Space Butterfly?”