THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why Humans Are More Like Mushrooms Than You Might Think”
2. “Gen Z Won’t Let Anyone See Their Feet – Here’s Why”
3. “Starbucks Stopped Selling Bananas, But No One Noticed”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Meet The People Who Want To Spend The Rest Of Their Lives On Cruise Ships”