THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Miley Cyrus Is Convincing Us to Only Use the Top Button of Our Shirts”
2. “9 Best Places To Cry Inside The Pentagon”
3. “So That’s Why Your Eyebrows Thin As You Get Older”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “13 Cucumber Salads You’ll Want to Make Forever”