THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “If You Sleep With Wet Hair, We Have Some News For You’”
2. “Test Your Microwave’s Strength With Cheese Slices”
3. “Mushroom Castles Could Be The Fungus-Filled Homes Of The Future”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The History Of Bananas Is More Disturbing Than You Might Have Realized”