THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “How To Drink Bourbon’”
2. “You Might Be Surprised To Learn What’s On Your Dog’s Paws”
3. “Video Reveals What Happens To Used Hotel Soap”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Australian Scientist Speaks To Frogs, Fears Their Silence”