THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The World’s Largest Lakes Are Shrinking Dramatically, And Scientists Say They Have Figured Out Why”
2. “The Best Photos Of Tissue From This Year’s Endocrine Society Contest”
3. “Woman With Big Boobs Reveals Bikini Battle”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Do You Really Need To Rinse And Repeat? The Answer May Surprise You”