THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Idaho Man Catches 81 Tennis Balls With A Boxing Glove”
2. “Starbucks Charges $1 More For Popular Drink”
3. “I Made Spaghetti Bolognese Out Of My Knee Cartilage”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Why Humans Should Be Able To Skip Rocks Way Better Than We Can”