THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “What Do Orange Ladybugs Mean?”
2. “Birds Keep Hitting Windows — Now Scientists Are Learning Something From Their Last Poop”
3. “Conjoined Twin Returns Home After Surgery” (Yes, the singular “twin”.] )

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Japanese Company Grows World’s Heaviest Radish”