THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Kristin Chenoweth’s Hair Extensions Saved Her Life'”
2. “US Army Band Knocks Out A Sweet 15-Minute Foo Fighters Medley”
3. “Hubble Telescope Discovers Hungry Black Hole Turning Nearby Star Into A Cosmic Donut”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Fans Are Convinced That Phoebe Bridgers Hinted At A Split From Paul Mescal In Cryptic Lyrics Released Just Before Matty Healy Posted That Wild Picture With Her And Bo Burnham”