THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Jenna Bush Hager Finds Missing Kitten in Pantry After Searching for New Pet All Night Long”
2. “Scientists Reveal Why Global Warming Is Turning Broccoli Into Cauliflower”
3. “Notorious Serial Killer Released From Prison, Reveals Future Plans”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “‘Survivor’ Competitor Shares Everything You’ve Ever Wondered About Going To The Bathroom On The Island”