THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Collector Shows Off Piano With Thomas Edison’s Teeth Marks”
2. “You Need To Figure Out If You’re Aging Vertically Or Horizontally”
3. “I Popped A Year-Old Pimple — Now I’m Infected & Look Like Buzz Lightyear”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “What You Need To Know About Eating In The Morning”