THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Was Born Without Collar Bones, Now I Have A Weird Party Trick”
2. “Learn How To Crush Walnuts With Your Butt From Japan’s Guinness World Record Holder”
3. “Steve-O Explains What Happened To His Teeth”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Surprising Origins Of The Frozen Pizza”