THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Lost My Nose Ring For Five Years – And Found It In My Lung”
2. “Utah Community Attempts To Build World’s Largest Blanket Fort”
3. “Lube Made From Cow Mucus Shows Promise”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Fifteen Things I Always Buy At The Asian Grocery Store”