THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Armpit Hair Is Back, Whether You Like It or Not”
2. “Is It Ever Safe To Eat Food Off The Floor?”
3. “I’m My Family’s Kim Kardashian — With The Butt And Psoriasis To Back It Up”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Windshield Wiper Reinvented”