THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Believe God Gave Me Herpes To Turn My Life Around” (* God had a cold sore and kissed this person?)
2. “Don’t Throw Out Those Corn Cobs!”
3. “The Mystery of Montana’s ‘Toilet Man'”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Why The US Military Is Listening To Shrimp”