THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Idaho Man Wraps Niece In Newspaper For Guinness World Record”
2. “Here’s A Fascinating Explanation For Why Americans Don’t Use Electric Kettles But They Should”
3. “Men, Here’s How To Solve All Your Summer Chafing Issues”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Found Love Online – For My Grandma”