THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “AJ Foyt’s Indy 500 Car Will Help Build Homes For Veterans”
2. “Someone Recorded A Time Lapse Of How Ants React When They Encounter Chili Sauce On The Ground”
3. “I Punctured My Lung By Eating Cereal”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Look At These Photos Of Tobey Maguire With Long Hair”