THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Escaped Donkey Surrenders To Police Officer’s Mustache In California”
2. “How To Maximize Your Chances Of Being Fossilized”
3. “My Toddler Wears a Leash. Here’s What It Taught Me About Parenthood.”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “‘Squirrel Man’ Who Lives In Tree Released Without Bail”