THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Jeffersons’ Star Sherman Hemsley Was a Huge Prog Rock Fan”
2. “This Town Requires Residents To Remove Their Appendix To Live There”
3. “Cockatoos Can Play Golf, Study Claims”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Cocker Spaniel Can Give CPR”