THOUSANDS OF NINTENDO SWITCH 2 CONSOLES STOLEN OUT OF SEMI TRUCK

Thousands – yes, thousands – of new Nintendo Switch 2 gaming consoles were stolen out of a tractor-trailer at a Colorado truck stop this past Sunday. The truck driver discovered the theft during a pre-trip inspection at a truck stop in Bennett, Colorado, just after 8 a.m. It’s unknown if the heist happened while the driver was stopped in Bennett or if it happened in another city along his route. The driver found that several pallets of the newly released Nintendo Switch 2 were missing. Sheriff’s officials said 2,810 consoles, valued at $500 each, were stolen. The driver told deputies he was headed to a GameStop store in Texas from Nintendo of America in Redmond, Washington. He claimed he didn’t know what was in the trailer, only that it was games or toys.
* 2,810 Nintendo consoles X $500, times Nintendo hype, equals, let’s see… 8 billion dollars. (actually $1.4 million in retail cost)
* That’s 2,810 kids that will just have to go play outside this summer.
* The only clue – the truck’s roof was dented with reindeer hoofmarks.
* And, yeah – the truck driver’s story sounds fishier than the Santa Monica Pier.
* The next Nintendo switch will be them switching trucking companies.