THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO AT AN OFFICE PARTY

It’s never too early for a list of reminders of What Not To Do At An Office Party, from Deslided.com. Don’t:
– Bring chips to a potluck
– Dress poorly
– Talk behind someone’s back
– Ask for a promotion
– Get drunk
– Drive drunk
– Let a coworker drive drunk
– Smoke pot
– Photocopy things
– Flirt with another employee
– Make unrealistic promises to other employees
– Judge somebody who doesn’t drink
– Talk about how bad the party is
– Not show up
– Forget to thank the organizers
* Unless…. it’s not YOUR office party. Then do whatever you want. What can they do to you?
* Also, don’t crash the cool employees table. WE DON”T WANT YOU, SALES DEPARTMENT!
* Thank goodness you can still do Naked Jumping Jacks.
* But these are all things I do on a normal workday.
* This explains why no one ever goes to the office parties at Deslided.com.