THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT DATING BY AGE 23

From Vice.com, here are some Things You Should Have Learned By Now About Dating:
– No one wants to do a ‘fun’ activity. The only two dates that exist are: going for a drink or going for a walk.
– Doesn’t matter whether or not you have sex on the first date. (* Whoa! That’s a pretty big item for being second on a list.)
– Don’t stalk people.
– Don’t send long paragraph texts.
– Women should move on men more.
– You’re setting the tone for the relationship in the beginning. If they take advantage of you once, they always will.
– If he wants to be with you, he would have made it happen.
– Invite them around your friends early on. They’ll spot any red flags. (* And if there are no red flags, they’ll try to steal them.)
– Men can’t take pictures and always look better in real life.
– Get your friends to set you up with people.
– Be careful how you refer to them around your friends, because that will become their nickname for the rest of your relationship.
* Follow these guidelines and you’ll never have a bad date. Thanks, Vice.com!
* Anybody who’s listening and 20 years old – you’ll never know how much aggravation we just saved you.
* There are about a dozen more things you should know by age 24, but we’re not telling you those things.
* PHONE TOPIC: Does your spouse still hold over your head something stupid you did on your first date?